I receive a number of 'send it on' emails and wonder what the sender was thinking. Their content and promises are stupid. This one, however, is a gem! Feel free to borrow it for your own 'send it on' email. At least your friends will appreciate this one.
When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever you are choking on.
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use small words.
When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath which I pledge to you until the end.
"Why?" you may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Send this to ten of your closet friends.
Then get depressed because you can only think of five!
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