Headline 8/10

BBC News headline: Why Tom Daley is the real deal

WHAT?!?!
That jerk from Texas?!
That coercive, manipulating, power monger?
That unethical Republican THIEF?
That water and air polluter?
That gun-carrying SOB?
That PAC to end all PACs?
That tax dodger?
That take-it-from-the poor-and -give-it-to-the-rich asshole?
That right-wing hater of all God's creatures except white, rich, Republican, male Texans? Wait. They are not God's creatures, so I guess it is all of God's creatures!

I love BBC News. But they really got it wrong this time!

Oh.
Tom Daley.
Not Tom DeLay.

Never mind.
(Thank you, Gilda)